Senior moment or shoplifting?
Traditionalist George Schwartz claims it was a senior moment but Publix Supermarkets says ist was deliberate stealing. In either case, the Dutch Apple Pie will never be eaten.
Schwartz had the pie in the rear basket on his electric scooter where it was covered by several personal items. It is the third “senior moment” Schwartz has had at the store, which did not prosecute the first two accusations.
Senior moments affect aged persons as short term memory begins to suffer.
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